Delightful Questionnaire for Valentine’s Day

I think I haven’t done one of these since high school.

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
    Yes.
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
    Yes.
3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
    Five years.
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
    Probably.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
    Doesn’t exist.
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
    Don’t think so.
7: Have you ever cheated?
    No.
8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
    Depends how much I liked them.
9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
    What distinguishes it from a friendship, so probably some form of touching.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
    Serious.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
    Not really.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
    Two.
13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
    Not breaking up sooner.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
    Depends who they are.
15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
    Largely.
16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
    No.
17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
    Probably.
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
    If they don’t want to listen to my anti-oppression rants. (There are many others).
19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
    The participants have very different expectations/goals, and insufficient effort to resolve them.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
    No.
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
    Yes.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
    Yes.
23: How many relationships have you had?
    Three.
24: Do you think love can last forever?
    Yes.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
    No.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
    Depends why, but probably not.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
    Be more willing to take the risk with people who aren’t “perfect.”
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
    Depends.
29: What do you notice first about another person?
    Probably eyes.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
    What about a- or trans*?
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
    If they act in a bothersome way.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
    I’ve been in a relationship that became abusive.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
    Don’t know.
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
    Depends.
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
    No.
36: Are you still a virgin?
    No.
37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?
    Personality.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
    Sometimes.
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
    No.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
    I don’t really know what that means.
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
    I don’t know that either.
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
    Yes—I have, in fact!
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
    Depends which partner and which friends.
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
    No.
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
    Yes.
46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
    I object to the term.
47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
    I don’t follow famous couples.
48: What’s your favorite love song?
    Love songs are usually weird.
49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
    I think so.
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
    I’m having problems finding new people.
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
    Nice guy.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/relationships?
    “Advices”… what are you, a franco? I don’t think so, but people keep asking.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
    No.
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
    Wait! “p.e.” as in “par exemple?!” You totally are a franco! Not very.
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
    Yes, clingy.
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
    Yes, but I wan’t the only one.
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
    I object to “silly” because it trivializes a serious mental health issue.
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
    Usually submissive, but I don’t prefer a hierarchized relationship.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
    No.
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
    Good idea, but not for me at this time.
61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?
    Now you say “partner,” so it seems like they are family, so “no.”
62: How do you define “cheating”?
    When you do that thing that distinguishes relationships and friendships with a person who isn’t your partner, and without the enthusiastic consent of your partner. What distinguishes friendships and relationships? For me, sex.
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
    No.
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
    Probably.
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
    Yes.

So it was a little longer than I expected, but that’s okay (twss).